God, what a boring stream I’d have if I were an I.R.L. streamer. I basically follow the same routine every weekday — wake up, work on homework or on my job search / career things, get lunch, go to classes, come home, work some more, make dinner, work some more, and then go to bed. I won’t be talking that much because I always have a lot of work to get done. There’s a million thoughts going through my head at any given moment in time; so many thoughts, that, a) I won’t be able to share all of them with my viewers if I had to and b) I won’t be able to get anything finished if I had to share everything I’m thinking about with people watching from 10,000 miles away. But I guess there is a niche market for everything on the Internet. Maybe some people love watching other people do their homework; maybe it’s calming for them. If I were as talented as Marie Kondo at organizing things, I’d livestream how I tidy up my place.

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Who am I kidding? I’m just going to livestream myself going to Hollywood premieres and meeting celebrities. After all, people do love living vicariously through social media. I’ll probably get paid and get invited to more cool stuff. Forget about college and jobs; that is the millennial influencer lifestyle we should all be following.