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If I Were An IRL Streamer...
If I were an IRL streamer I would record myself eating oatmeal next to a picture of Nicholas Cage.
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I’d stream as often as I ate oatmeal, which would probably average around 2 or 3 times a week, usually in the morning at breakfast time, but sometimes at night as a snack.
I would perform as I usually do, eating the oatmeal at a leisurely pace, occasionally going for seconds, and I’d answer people’s questions as they come in, unless they asked about Nicholas, then I would ignore them. I think keeping my opinions of Mr. Cage anonymous would provoke viewers to come up with conspiracy theories about my show, which could be entertaining.
The internet loves really random and banal things, such as the Instagram page @samepictureofmichaelcera, a page that posts the same exact picture of Michael Cera every day and has gained 51k followers over the course of their 1,601 photos of Michael Cera, so I think I would have a lot of success with this idea.
The internet also loves Nicholas Cage and he is a renowned meme, so eating oatmeal in his presence will up my views.
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