Welcome to Alaska
Alaska is a lot more crowded than I imagined.
I was told it was the land of the midnight sun, but it is dark and noisy and I've had to sit next to smelly Lauren for two and a half hours so far. I don't know where Aunt Carol is, perhaps she is tracking grizzly in high heels. Maybe she is at the other end of Alaska in first class with Cheese and Jennifer, those back stabbing, child abandoning jerks. 
Land of the free my ass, drinks are expensive and I'm not allowed to take off my seatbelt. Alaska officially Sucks! I don't know what I'm going to do for the next two weeks here, I'm already bored out of my mind and I'm pretty sure I've seen all Alaska has to offer. I've become so bored that I made a board game on page 14&3/5ths. Play it if you get bored reading about my terrible trip to the most boring state in the USA Alaska. I used to think think Kansas or Arkansas were the most boring states, but Alaska has definitely proved itself to be a strong contender. Read all about this in my upcoming book, Alaska, More boring than Kansas...? available at fine bookstores everywhere later this year. I'm hoping tomorrow will be better, I'm gonna try and fall asleep now.
Alaska is a lot more crowded than I imagined.
I was told it was the land of the midnight sun, but it is dark and noisy and I've had to sit next to smelly Lauren for two and a half hours so far. I don't know where Aunt Carol is, perhaps she is tracking grizzly in high heels. Maybe she is at the other end of Alaska in first class with Cheese and Jennifer, those back stabbing, child abandoning jerks. 
Land of the free my ass, drinks are expensive and I'm not allowed to take off my seatbelt. Alaska officially Sucks! I don't know what I'm going to do for the next two weeks here, I'm already bored out of my mind and I'm pretty sure I've seen all Alaska has to offer. I've become so bored that I made a board game on page 14&3/5ths. Play it if you get bored reading about my terrible trip to the most boring state in the USA Alaska. I used to think think Kansas or Arkansas were the most boring states, but Alaska has definitely proved itself to be a strong contender. Read all about this in my upcoming book, Alaska, More boring than Kansas...? available at fine bookstores everywhere later this year. I'm hoping tomorrow will be better, I'm gonna try and fall asleep now.